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Fake-Cation Mug Set - Hooker/Intercourse

Product Description

I like to drink a White Russian when I'm in Hooker, Oklahoma

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA
Population: 1,918 

Back in the 1800’s, the area was called No Man’s Land, because none of the surrounding states or territories wanted the little strip of land about 40 miles wide. Cowboys began running cattle through the land and one of them was named John “Hooker” Threlkeld. “Hooker” earned his infamous nickname by being such a good roper, and the town was named after him.

The official Hooker town motto is, “It’s a location, not a vocation.” 

(Un)official Hooker Town Motto: “Sorry you came all this way for nothing.”

.....

I won a free trip to Intercourse, Pennsylvania

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA
Population: 1,274 

Located in Lancaster country, Intercourse may have been named after its location at the intersection (intercourse) of roads known today as routes 340 and 772. It’s a popular site for tourists for its location in Amish country and its sexually suggestive name. Due to the latter, sign posts for the town are frequently targeted by thieves.

Along with Blue Ball, Pennsylvania, the publishers of Erosmagazine sought mailing privileges from the postmasters of the town. 

(Un)official Intercourse Concession: “At least we’re not Blue Ball.”

.....

Russian Hooker/Free Intercourse
2-pack mug set 

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